The Book
Of Amazing Jokes
Chapter
1
What
do you get…?
What do you get when you cross a doctor with a comedian?
A surgeon who has their patients in stiches.
What do you get when you cross a baby rabbit with a vegetable?
A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a table tennis ball?
Ping-Pong
What do you get when you cross a snake with a builder?
A boa constructer.
What do you get when you cross a
vampire with a dwarf?
A monster that sucks blood out of people’s kneecaps.
What do you get when you cross a flower with an idiot?
A blooming idiot.
What do you get when you cross a plumber with a ballerina?
A tap dancer.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A bricklayer.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a soldier?
A parrot trooper.
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